In our last Georgian adventures, we were being jolted about on the roads of Svaneti. One flat tire and many overflowing streams later, we reached the coveted Zagar Pass:
From there, it wasn’t long until we reached Ushguli, the climax of our trip. At 2,200 meters (7,200 feet), this is the highest permanently inhabited settlement in Europe, a conglomeration of three tiny villages dotted with Svan towers, the snow-covered Mount Shkara in the background:
And these stunning defensive towers are well worth the trip.
One might wonder what exactly, in such a remote setting, these towers were supposed to protect their occupants from. After all, due to its situation in the middle of the greater Caucasus, this land has never been conquered. And if they were supposed to protect the inhabitants from avalanches, as some suggested, why would the towers be scattered randomly at the bottom of a valley? The real explanation seems to be that enemies didn’t come from the outside but from within. When two families squabbled, one would seek refuge in their tower while the other was attacking them. Each tower featured an elevated entrance accessible only with a ladder, a good stock of rocks to throw at the opponents, and a secret passage leading to a supply of water and more rocks. The Hatfields and McCoys of the Middle Ages!
And this is precisely where Ushguli begins to evoke both Borat and Lord of the Rings. Living there remains very rustic, with hardly any cars in sight, running water coming straight from the river, and animals roaming freely on the muddy streets and yards.
We spent the night at Dato Ratiani’s charming and comfortable — at least by local standards — guesthouse (yes, they have a website), where we enjoyed a copious meal of Svan, Georgian, and not-so-Svan-or-Georgian specialties. These included chvishtari (a kind of pancake made of cornmeal and cheese), khachapuri, fresh tomatoes, and eggplant salad, as well as pizza and spaghetti. We were also offered a free 1/2 gallon bottle of chacha 🙂
The next day, we picked up the usual hitch-hiker and took the road to Mestia, making several cultural stops in small villages along the way. In one of them, the Nakipari Church of Saint-George displayed interesting reliefs representing wild animals. The church is also reknowned for its well-preserved 12th century frescoes, but the moronic caretaker took one look at my piercings, thought I was the Antichrist and refused to let me in.
With a population of about 2,500, Mestia is larger and less rural than Ushguli. Thrill factor notwithstanding, I think it might be more picturesque, too:
We stayed at Hotel Tetnuldi, a near-luxury hotel overlooking the town and a welcome change from our previous nights’ stays. The building was actually still under construction and only few of the rooms were finished; we must have been among the first customers, and definitely the bar’s first serious patrons.
I was happy to meet a fellow supporter of cooking from scratch. Not only was the fire for the grill made with real wood, but the wood was cut to order by the head chef himself! It probably didn’t hurt that we were the only diners in the restaurant.
The road from Mestia to Zugdidi the next day was rather uneventful and partly blurred by the impromptu party we threw at the hotel bar, but it will be the starting point for my next chapter: Abkhazia!
Meanwhile, here is the recipe for the chvishtari, the cornmeal and cheese specialty dish from Svaneti. A sort of mchadi with cheese, one could say, though not as dense.
Yields 2 servings
1.5 oz fresh buffalo mozzarella
1.5 oz Bulgarian feta
2 oz brine from mozzarella and feta
2.5 oz water
1.5 oz fine polenta
1 egg, beaten
- Crumble the mozzarella and feta between your fingers and reserve.
- In a small saucepan, bring the brine from the mozzarella and feta and the water to a simmer. Add the polenta, cover, and cook over low heat for 10-12 minutes, stirring regularly. Stir in the crumbled cheese, then cook for another minute and remove from heat. Transfer to a bowl and let cool for about 15 minutes.
- Mix in the beaten egg, rectify the seasoning with salt if necessary, and refrigerate for at least 1 hour.
- Shape the mixture into patties, and sauté in a non-stick pan with olive oil over medium heat until brown on both sides. Do not touch the patties until you have to flip them, or they will break. Serve immediately.